200+ Cool WhatsApp Status, Quotes and Messages (2017)

Today, we are sharing huge collection of cool whatsapp status and cool whatsapp quotes, we have over 200+ cool status and quotes.

Cool WhatsApp Status

• ‘Cha Cha Vidhayak Hain Hamare.’ 😂


• I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.


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  When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.


• I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.


• Diets are hard because I get hungry.


• We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.


• Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.


• God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!


• I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode


• Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.


• Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.


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  When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.


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  I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.

  
  


• “F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.


• If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.


• Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.


• Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.


• Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.


• When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.


• When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.


• My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.


• “Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”


• I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.


• Time is precious waste it wisely.##


• IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.


• He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool


• I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?


• YU CAN’T BURN ME.


• I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..


•  I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.


• Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!


• Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.


• BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.


• Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.


• The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,


• In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.


• Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !


• Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!


• After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)


• #People with status don’t need status.. #


• Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.


• The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.


• Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.


• Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.


• My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!


• Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.


• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.


• I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.


• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.


• I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.


• Everyday is a second chance.


• If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.


• Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.


• The only way to do great work is to love what you do.


• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.


• You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.


• Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.


• You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.


• Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.


• I will win, not immediately but definitely.


• I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you


• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!


• When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition


• I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.


• We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,


• The only way to do great work is to love what u do.


• Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!


• You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.


• Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.


• Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.


• When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”


• I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!


• Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!


• Save water & drink beer…cool..


• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!


• Train your mind to see good in everything…


• In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!


• Hey there Whatsapp is using me…


• Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…


• Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.


• Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!


• No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.


• If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.


• If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…


• Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U…


• IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.


• Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.


• Mistakes are proof that you are trying..


• Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…


• So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..


• WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….


• In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….


•  I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….


• People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!


• I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.


• There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.


• Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…


• I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs …


• “Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…


• I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.


• A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything


• Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.

Cool WhatsApp Quotes

• Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.


• The road to success is always under construction.


• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.


• Born to express not to impress.


• Silent people have the loudest minds.


• When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”


• I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.


• Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.


• When nothing goes right… Go left!


• If you can’t convince them, confuse them.


• I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.


• I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.


• Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.


• I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.


• Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.


• I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.


• I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


• Save water drink beer.


• Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.


• Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.


• Please don’t forget to smile 🙂


• Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.


• Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.


• You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!


• Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.


• Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if you do so, you are insulting yourself…


• Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.


• Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.


• It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.


• No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.

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