Best Funny Cool WhatsApp Status Ideas Of 2017

• Had a really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.


• I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.’


• If you’re talking behind my back, you’re in a good position to kiss my ass!


• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.


• The road to success is always under construction.


• Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.


• Born to express not to impress.


• Silent people have the loudest minds.


• Sometimes it’s easier to pretend you don’t care, than to admit it’s killing you.


• You cannot stop the waves but you can learn to surf.


• I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.


• If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.


• Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.


• The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.


• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.


• Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.


• Mistakes are proof that you are trying.


• Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.


• I am not failed……My success is just postponed.


• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.


• When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.


• I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.


• I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.


• hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/


• I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced.


• Oh, So you wanna argue, Bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.


• I am so poor that i can’t pay attention in class.


• Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.


• I used to be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.


• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.


• Success is like being pregnant everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you got fucked to get there.


• Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.


• Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.


• Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.


• His story is History, My Story is Mystery.


• Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.


• I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!


• Someone asked me, How’s life….?
  I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.


• Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”


• 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.


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  Thinking of you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.

  
  


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  No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.

  
  


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  I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life

  
  


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  I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with you.
  There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.

  
  


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  If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek and die on your lips.

  
  


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  I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.

  
  


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  Someone asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine 🙂
  Life can give us lots’ of beautiful persons, But only one person is enough for a beautiful life…” ♥ 🙂

  
  


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  Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!

  
  


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  My real smile comes when i am with you.

  
  


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  People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

  
  


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  “There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.”

  
  


• Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.


• Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman 🙂


• INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…


• Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛


• I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉


• Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥


• My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.


• FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.


• Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


• In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.


• I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.


• That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.


• If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.


• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.


• Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.


• I don’t lie, I speak Fiction.


• If i agreed with you, We’d both be wrong.


• Trust in God, But lock your car.


• Marriage is a 3 Ring Circus- 1. Engagement Ring, 2. Wedding Ring, 3. Suffering.


• So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.


• I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged


• It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.


• I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 😉


• I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!


• People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.”